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Friday Night Films

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2026-10-09 18:30:00 2026-10-09 20:20:00 America/Chicago Friday Night Films Des Plaines Public Library - Meeting Room B/C

Friday, October 09
6:30pm - 8:20pm

Add to Calendar 2026-10-09 18:30:00 2026-10-09 20:20:00 America/Chicago Friday Night Films Des Plaines Public Library - Meeting Room B/C

Des Plaines Public Library

Meeting Room B/C

A free screening of the independent film If I Had Legs I'd Kick You.

113 minutes, Rated R

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien


A mother tries to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. Rose Byrne won a Golden Globe Award for her performance in this genre-bending dark comedy.

Sponsored by Friends of the Library

AGE GROUP: | Adults |

EVENT TYPE: | Adult Program |

TAGS: | Film |

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